They don't come near me

But they come near Mads

I also want to see

One of my most liked fads

This guy with his girl

Having a footspa in a salon

His long hair entangled in a twirl

On her fingers alone

He told a corny joke

That his girl ignored

In his laughter he almost choked

But the girl was all bored

He cupped her face

Pulled her close

His lips on hers traced

Their mouths in a long prose

She wasn't even pretty

And she's got a guy like that

I was green with envy

I wanna hit her with a bat

Mads and I are jealous

Lola doesn't care

Cause she doesn't like boys

Why do I always lose?

It's not fair. :(

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For Mads who just got a pretty haircut and who also told me the story that inspired this frustration. lol

And also Lola for not going all 'Awwwwwwwwwwwww, shall we burn the bitch?'

I LOVE YOU GUYS!